rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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