He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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