I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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