i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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