I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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