summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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