I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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