party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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