the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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