is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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