Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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