No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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