Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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