Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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