She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
