woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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