i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wish you could order shots online.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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