your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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