hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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