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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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