Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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