Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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