I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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