Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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