i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
