Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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