Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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