Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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