yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She announced her abortion via fbk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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