I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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