Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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