i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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