Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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