i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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