Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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