...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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