I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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