You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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