i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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