the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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