But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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