We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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