For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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