do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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