But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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