Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
