He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
His nipple licking is glorious
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