Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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