AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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