No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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